When you buy a BMW do they also give you a certificate of ownership for the road? They must, because as a group, BMW owners push, shove and speed their way from A to B with a total disregard for anyone else on the road. They don't yield to transit buses, they cut off other drivers and they blow through red lights like the road behind them is on fire.
If you're a pedestrian and you see a Beamer approaching when you're ready to cross, for God's sake, don't. You don't own the road, they do, and if you think that being on foot and merely stepping onto the road will get you the right-of-way, you're sadly mistaken.
Of course there are always exceptions to every rule and although I believe BMW owners are the poster children for Assholes with Cars Association, there are a few who surprise me once in a blue moon. Maybe they used to drive Volvos or maybe their Road Owner's certificates haven't arrived in the mail, yet, but they're a pleasure to share the road with. Both of them.
Next week we'll discuss Red Pontiac Sunfires and the wanton sexual proclivities of their blonde female owners.
Ciao for now.
Tim Reynolds.
Author of Stand Up & Succeed
www.StandUpAndSucceed.com
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